Hello, this is BBB, Empress of Words. I'm here to talk about anything and everything. So, have fun reading my random thoughts. If they make sense. Which they probably won't.

July 28

I'm bored. I'm eating. I'm typing. :) The most random thing that I did, said, or thought today was....I'm not sure. I need to be more random. Note to self, add more randomness in my life.

Random thought:

I wonder what the sky would look like if it were purple?

August 1

Mutantly large words are delightfully exillerating and bring a wonderfully large smile to the author of this passage's face. Is your cranium throbing yet?

Big words are gone. Now look. What's this? Do you know? Think small. Think short. Well? Give up? I'm done.

See? First I typed in long words. Then I typed in short words and sentences. Now I'm done being a freak for today. Good. Bye.

Random thought:

Who invented TV and the idea of TV shows? Did someone just sit down one day and say "I'm going to invent something where people stand on sets that make them look like they're in real places and say lines written for them then make them appear in a little box. It will start out clean but then will turn into something that many people should never watch."

August 24

Hello. BBB here once again. Today, I'm going to ramble on about my adorable flying monkeys that I raised from when they were babies to help the randoms.

The head flying monkey is Peanut Butter. He's a boy and the first monkey I trained. He's 5 years old.

Peanut Butter's sister is Jelly. She's 1 year old and is almost as powerful as her brother.

Honey is my baby monkey. She's just 2 weeks old and is the baby of Banana and Fred. Her mom always carries her on her back when they're flying around doing something for the randoms.

Banana is 5 years old like Peanut Butter. His mate is Fred (Flying monkeys mate for life).

Cheesy is a 6 month old boy. He's very hyper and is still working on the flying thing. He'd rather play around then go on a mission for the randoms.

Fred is 4 years old. Her name wasn't supossed to be Fred. It was supossed to be Frosting, but when I called her for the first time, she heard Fred. And it became her name. She's Banana's mate and Honey's mom.

Random Thought:

What if flying monkeys didn't exist? What would the randoms use instead? Oh, no. Jelly read this over my shoulder and now she's crying. I have a monkey to comfort.

Octobter 25

Wake up...get ready...bus...school...eat..school...bus...homework...computer...This is my life during the week. And it hardly ever chances. How fun! (Sarcasum) And I miss Sivvy! This was a very boring entry...

Random Thought:

If all three of The Randoms meet in person, will a huge random bomb go off and cover the earth with randomness?