The mission of the Peanut Butter Randoms Supporting World Domination and Fighting Meatless Chicken Burger with Copyrights comes in three parts:

1. Our mission is to create a safe, Christian-moral-based haven for all of the random people of the world, to give them a place to be themselves without all of the insults, immorality, and swearing.

2. Our mission is to take over with mind control, randomness, and purpleness.

3. Our mission is to save the world from the evil meatless chicken burgers. They will stop at nothing until we are all assimilated into the Order of the Meatless Meat, and we must stop them from taking over the world!(That's our job, see point 2)