Despite my rather hopeless condition as a hand-soul, I have retained my capabilities for fostering randomness in life. For example, theoretical physics sounds super-boring, but it's really just a bunch of people sitting around and inventing randomness. I mean, really, superstrings? Yeah, that's definitely randomness in science. You can invent any kind of randomness and call it science as long as it agrees with the known laws of the universe. Unless you want to redefine those laws, and say that gravity is some kind of illusion. That means we can really fly! So, as you can see, science opens the door to a new level of randomness; one that is not only welcomed but accepted by other random people who also have nothing better to do. That's why I believe the Randoms should be pro-theoretical physics! Why, you ask? Because I just said so! I even wrote a big paragraph about it! See? Look! Yes, above! See? No, no, not the ceiling. The text that I just wrote. Oh, whatever! *rolls non-existent hand-soul eyes*
hooman. i wish i wuz.
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