We have devised a mundo-secret formula to take over the world. We don't know what the formula is yet, but it must contain these ingredients:

1. Cheese wiz

2. Peanut Butter

3. Big words

4. Sumbliminal messages in music

5. Shakesperian plays

6. Mayonnaise

7. Mutant slime

8. Made up langauges

9. The Randomness Dictionary

10. Tonight, by FM Static

11. Arkwork by M.C. Escher

12. Free Burritos

13. Applesauce (computer  program)

14. Wood-chucking monkey

15. E-mail spam *cough* advertising

16. Confusing instant messages

17. Amy's "!" emoticon on MSN IM

18. Theoretical Physics (Randomology)

19. Titanium

20. Rubber Bands

This master plan is the sole property of Amethystic, SivartM, and BrokenButBeautiful Inc., a branch of Underground Warlord Inc. located on Old Gate Road, Odyssey. These items are secret and sacred and are not to be used for any purpose by anyone other than the Randoms. If you try using anything on this list, the Randoms will send our army of peanut butter people to your home to imprison you until you give these items back. We are not responsible for any distruction, extreme sadness, mind control, or any other side effects caused by this list. If you believe we are responcible for them, we will enslave your mind and change it.

How We Will Carry Out the Master Plan