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The Song You Sing When None of the Other Randoms are Online

Page history last edited by Amy 15 years, 12 months ago

 

The thread is bare

And no one cares

Not even the hares

 

And so I cry, so I plee

{instert the name of Random(s)}

Come back to me

 

CHORUS

Come back to me

Rulers of Random

Come back to me

Other Randoms too

Come back to me

Cause with out the Randoms

I don't know what to do!

Come back to me

All the mutants

Come back to me

All meatless burgers

Come back to me

I'm bored through and through!

 

The site' grown old

The wiki's cold

It's almost like it molds

 

And so I cry, so I sigh

{insert the name of Random(s)}

Come back to me

 

CHORUS

Come back to me

Rulers of Random

Come back to me

Other Randoms too

Come back to me

Cause with out the Randoms

I don't know what to do!

Come back to me

All the mutants

Come back to me

All meatless burgers

Come back to me

I'm bored through and through!

 

The purple now fades

Left my P.B.J. in the shade

Now its colder than my lemonade

 

And so I cry, and sad I will be

Till {insert the name of Random(s)}

Come(s) back to me

 

CHORUS

Come back to me

Rulers of Random

Come back to me

Other Randoms too

Come back to me

Cause with out the Randoms

I don't know what to do!

Come back to me

All the mutants

Come back to me

All meatless burgers

Come back to me

I'm bored through and through!

 

This song of sorrow and randomness is the sole property of Amethystic Inc., a branch or Underground Warlord Inc., located on Old Gate Road, Odyssey. This song is to be used only by Randoms with experience fighting simulated meat. (See WARNING) Instructions: Sing song over and over until one of three things happen: 1.Someone comes back online to the thread or wiki 2. You start crying uncontrolably or 3. You lose your voice from singing so much. Is guarenteed to summon Randoms back within the current millenium. WARNING: Song may also bring angry meatless chicken burgers, so always have some peanut butter and a spatula in hand.

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