Greetings to All Aliens, Merfolk, and Other Such Beings!

Amy here, and I'm just chilling in BBB's back yard. I know it's probably not the greatest idea for me to be sitting inside her cooler, but it feels so neat! Wait, you thought that I meant chilling in the metaphorical sense? Puh-leez, how boring would that be?

Anyways, we're just sitting back here in a couple of lawn chairs, waiting for some of my friends to show up. I invited them to a BBQ, and my lawn wasn't big enough for the crop circles, so we hired BBB's neighbor, Little Timmy, to come and mow the circles out and then paint them with glow-in-the-dark paint.

I paid Little Timmy $5 and a Monster drink, and he still hasn't come out of hyperspeed! *sigh* If he gets too out of hand I'll speed up and go after him with a fire extinguisher (that's what they used in Clockstoppers, so it's worth a shot!) and put his evil to an end. So far he's left us alone, except for that one time at the beginning when he dumped water on us (thank goodness he didn't stick around to see BBB morph, or else I would have had to call in the LEP!), which was less than pleasant.

Yeah, so I think my peeps are only a few million kilometers away now, and when they get here it's gonna be a blast! Don't tell BBB this, but not only did I invite my intergalactic friends, but also their friends, and their friends' friends, and so on. We're going to have a full-fledged party when they get here! They're even bringing Melmacian burgers! Melmac is not only the home planet of the original merfolk, but it also has the best burgers in the universe!

Anyways, I'd better make sure Little Timmy hasn't stolen all our soda pop from the cooler, so talk to you later!

---Amy